Cover art by Cinnabus

What are you going to do with all that junk inside your trunk? Nothing! Cause I’m assuming you’re a guy, and you don’t have a fat ass. But that’s a different thing for these girls. I’m a man, and I’m a man who loves fat asses. And this new, “container” trend that’s going around, is the kind of trend that an ass lover like me can appreciate.

If you’re a man, and you don’t like asses. Then I’ll be honest, I don’t know how to help you. Women's fat asses are the reason the world is able to rotate, and the reason we have gravity…Okay, maybe now I’m just talking out of my…ASS…but I digress.  I’m not sure where this trend came from, but I’m not complaining, I’m just enjoying it.

Artist: ThiccWithaQ

Artist: Aestheticc Meme

Artist: Krekkov

So alot of girls, with alot of junk in their trunks. Or maybe they just have a lot of milkshakes bringing all of us to the yard. Whatever the reason is, I’m happy to be a part of the festivities. Whether it’s chocolate cake, vanilla cake, or…BOY CAKE?! I’m here to enjoy all the flavors. 

What do you think of the container trend? Do you like girls with fate asses? Do you like boys with fat asses?! Tell us in the comments.