WakeUpSnooze
Got tired of ghost writing for Kinky and got a real account. I do the game reviews a lot. But I don't play games with your heart.
I code for Kinky's game Personality which is kinda shit but don't tell him I said that.
When I'm not here, I'm snoozing at @WakeUpSnooze.
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Articles by WakeUpSnooze
Do You Like Music In Your Porn?
This may turn out to be quite the polarizing topic. In my experience people either believe that music and sex are like peanut butter and jelly, while others protest that they’re oil and water. Obviously the quality of the music will have a big impact on the equation as I’m sure very few people want to lay down pipe listening to Tekashi69. Interestingly enough I think the most ...
Saying Goodbye To Fall Anime 2020
Ladies and gentleman fall has drifted away and it’s time to stay bundled up for a few months. After this year’s practically abysmal summer season of anime, fall was there to pick up the pieces and offer us some absolute bangers. I’m here today to share some final impressions of the anime I watched as we closed out this year. Let’s get into it.Akudama DriveI almost, ALMOST ...
ZENRA's December JAV Blog Highlights
It’s almost time for the new year and it’s about to be cold with no holidays to look forward to anymore. In that case it’s time to warm your hands (and dick) up with some articles from our friends over at ZENRA. If you’re a JAV fan, you’ll definitely want to see what this month had to offer.Coronavirus Breathes New Life Into JAVCOVID has fucked up a ton of shit for ...
Why Not Make A Doujins Account?
Okay listen up you fucks, I know you just got some money for Christmas from people who don’t know enough about you to buy a gift, don’t lie to me. It’s time to turn right around and spend that money on a premium doujins.com account! … is what I would say if we were a greedy big business with no respect for our users. So instead I’ll say spend the money however best you ...
Are You On Santa's Naughty List?
Man, what a year it has been. Between COVID, the elections, and the Pornhub Purge it feels like this year has been in constant turmoil. Last Christmas I prepared a video special review for the blog which actually did decently until our Doujins.com channel was deleted from YouTube. Oh yeah, I guess that happened this year too. I’m not sure if it’s just all the negativity of the ...
A Review of Railway Sex
Is that… a train??? Wait, it’s Christmas time! The Polar Express?!? Nope. Better. Introducing Railway Sex. Why bother with that Santa Claus shit when you can hop on a train that will get your dick sucked? This is actually a double feature review as I’ll be reviewing the first two installments of the game together (so episode 1 and episode 2). Both episodes were added to Erogames ...
Yuel Joins The Fight, But Her Sexy Body Does Not
We can’t go too long in this blog without another new hot ass girl coming into Granblue Fantasy Versus. This Granblue title is one of the few anime fighting games to still be receiving regular updates during the coronavirus alongside Dragonball Fighterz. Today I’m here to share some news about their latest character addition, Yuel, who was added on the 14th this week. She has ...
Can Formulaic Anime Still Be Bangers?
It’s no secret that almost every thought has been had before. Everytime I think I came up with the best idea of the century, I see that some no name YouTuber already thought about the concept and made up a comprehensive 20 minute or longer video explaining the idea and topic. Writing stories is the same way. I think Boogiepop had it right on the money when it declared “99% of ...
Can Your Dick Compete With Big Toys?
Have you ever seen one of those jumbo dicks? For some reason they’re usually rainbow colored and they look like they might actually kill someone if put into any hole that the body has. To me that’s intimidating as fuck. I’m already pretty weary about ass play with someone else and those things look like they’d scar my precious booty for life. I assume that’s the way most ...
The Worst Way To Censor Anime
Ah censorship, one of the lamest evils in the world. Changing “You fucking suck, I’d rip your dick in half in a heartbeat!” to “You fricking stink, I’d split your banana in half in a heartbeat” just never has the same impact. This season has multiple anime that have built themselves up around a hardcore vibe (When They Cry and Akudama Drive being the prime examples). ...
